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The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.
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A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.
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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is wha..