What is My Ass?
1.
A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.
Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.
"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"
"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."
2.
An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.
"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"
3.
Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
4.
Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.
I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!
5.
I.
The first person singular pronoun.
My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.
6.
The donkey belonging to you.
I rode my ass into town today
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7.
expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)
Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?
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