My Baby Momma

What is My Baby Momma?

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.

Zeppy

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Doucheball

1. A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douche..

Voldemort Squeezer

1. when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth. I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Sq..

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