My Baby Momma

What is My Baby Momma?

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.

Scorch

1. Irritating pest who always wants something from you. From the expression "you're scorching my balls" That scorch keeps c..

Dead Doggy

1. A game for old owners who don't like to throw, and old dogs who don't like to fetch. Both players settle in their most comfort..

Burning Bum

1. When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning. Also see rin..

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