My Bff Jill

What is My Bff Jill?


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Means "I don't know". A shortened form of "IDK, my BFF Jill?" from the Cingular commercial.

Mom: "Beth Ann!"

Beth Ann: "WU?" (What's up?)

Mom: "Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting!"

Beth Ann: "OMG, INBD!" (Oh my God, it's no big deal!)

Mom: "It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day?"

Beth Ann: "IDK, my BFF Jill?" (I don't know, my best friend forever Jill?"

Mom: "Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone."

Beth Ann: "TISNF!" (That is so not fair!)

Mom: "Me paying this bill, that's what's...S...N...F!"

Person 1: Dude, where'd you get those jeans?

Person 2: Uh, my BFF Jill.

See bff, jill, cingular, commercial, Elvi


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