My Bloody Valentine

What is My Bloody Valentine?


1.

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

2.

MBV is Love.

listen to loveless. it's what it's all about. you ask why, it asks why not?

3.

Delve yourself into a realm where neither organic or man-made sounds exist. A blend of sex and drugs, or a blend of love and noise? It all is in the perspective. My Bloody Valentine is a medium. Your thoughts change it into whatever you believe it is.

"My Bloody Valentine is a step beyond music."

See my bloody valentine, sound, noise, shoegaze, music, love

4.

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche outagain.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

See shoegaze, dream pop, loveless

5.

A band with lots of fuzz and feedback that write songs about blowjobs.

I listened to My Bloody Valentine last night and it was quite soothing.

See fuzz, feedback

6.

A vacuum cleaner that released a few albums and EP's before being replaced by a Roomba.

I really like that My Bloody Valentine song about sex and/or drugs.

See loveless, shoegaze, hoover

7.

The flagship artist of wannabe-intellectual indie kids.

See overrated

My Bloody Valentine are not the second coming of Jesus.


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