What is My Cat?
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Slang for
When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."
The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.
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When someone says your dick is three inches you reply, "Yeah, from the ground!"
Matt: Your dick is three inches.
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Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
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