My Coffee

What is My Coffee?

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshituntil they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.

You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.

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Your Mama

1. first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother. your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin ..

Ostendarp

1. Someone with incredibly sweaty armpits who doesn't realize it. "He was such an Ostendarp, that buckets of sweat would pour ou..

Zipper

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..

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