My Coffee

What is My Coffee?

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshituntil they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.

You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.

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Asshatchery

1. Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms. Jonny: a/s/l? Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for..

Quail-tard

1. 1. A wingless, mentally challenged, small bird, hunted for sporting purposes. (n) 2. Awkward in appearance and movement, similar to the..

Dick Puke

1. Semen, sperm, goo. Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here...

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