What is My Computer Is Acting Retarded?
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An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
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The act of masterbating while taking a shit
Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.
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