My Dad Is Dead

What is My Dad Is Dead?


1.

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.

-He is?

Yeah he died this morning.

-I'm sorry to hear that.

Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

See dad, dead, caffeine, my

2.

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.

My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.

See sex, satan, father, mother, hitler, jesus, the pope, king kong, liver, fish, samich, geometry, btu, commonwealth, indian, engine, cradle, gorgeous, pie, lemon, needles, george bush, carmen electra, christ, santa clause, jericho, karma chameleon, the simpsons, corn, korn, maize, pants, footloose, republicans

3.

an alternative to "that sucks"

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"

See that sucks, wtf, stupid florapope, oh no


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