My Daddy

What is My Daddy?


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What Boston Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez calls the New York Yankees.

"The Yankees are my daddy; they're inside my head right now." -- Pedro Martinez


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Random Words:

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..
1. To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive s..
1. Huge freakin tits. Likes to have sex with lots of strangers, sometimes multiple at the same time. Usually dyes hair multiple times so th..