My Dick

What is My Dick?


1.

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee

Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16

Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous

Your dick: quick and painless

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