What is My Dog Turned On The Microwave?


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A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips

(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

See microwave, dog, hilarious, whore


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