What is My Eyes! They Feel Like Needles!?

1.

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!

Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.

Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

See ow, owie, ouch, ahhh, ah, caustic
53

Random Words:

Owings
1. What a retarded person with a lisp says they blow when they poop too hard. "Oh No! I blew my owings!"..
Read more
Oppodouche
1. One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful..
Read more
Hairy Hamburg
1. When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free