What is My Eyes! They Feel Like Needles!?
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What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.
Often shouted hysterically when
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
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Having the ability to sustain an erection while having sexual intercourse with a corpse. See also Dean
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When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
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