My First Whale

What is My First Whale?

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A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"

"...what?"

"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"

"Man, that's the shit!"

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