What is My First Whale?
1.
A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.
"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"
"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"
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