My First Whale

What is My First Whale?

1.

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"

"...what?"

"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"

"Man, that's the shit!"

See vibrator, whale, first, huge, moby, rare
0

Random Words:

Greay
1. sad and tired and bored and so gray Im feeling so greay today..
Read more
Necro-ped
1. Dead baby fucker. You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "..
Read more
3 Sum
1. When three Fuck hopfuly when the guy gets 2 gurlz at once like me all the time John gets his cock sucked by traci while eating out shaw..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free