My Flab

What is My Flab?


1.

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

See movies, money, ticket, expensive, tricks, Diche


88

Random Words:

1. some form of japanese karate or an example of onomotopeia. The cat went, "cataii in your focii!!", and broke the squirrels n..
1. a spanish insult, that poeple who dont know spainsh would usually use to insult a spanish neighbor. La reconcha de tu madre! chupa mi p..
1. When your yam(s) accidently slip out of the pee hole or the side of your briefs and you don't notice it until it's too late. ..