My Flab

What is My Flab?

1.

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

See movies, money, ticket, expensive, tricks, Diche
88

Random Words:

Brogging
1. The highly (un)interesting act of bragging about oneself while blogging. Usually done by narcissistic pissholes whose blogs never ever g..
Read more
D-ware
1. abreviation for Delaware Township New Jersey. a place where animals outnumber the people. often made fun of by jelous prats from fleming..
Read more
Zahin
1. A unique, 70's style European G. Slightly indie. Zahin is the boy you wish you ended up with. See pimp, nerd, emo, Princess Jasmi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free