My Girlfriend Gave It To Me

What is My Girlfriend Gave It To Me?

1.

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmassweater?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

See girlfriend, boyfriend, significant other, excuse, excuses, boy, girl, boys, girls, sanity, turtle neck, turtle, wool, christmas, sweater

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