What is My Girlfriend Gave It To Me?


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The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmassweater?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

See girlfriend, boyfriend, significant other, excuse, excuses, boy, girl, boys, girls, sanity, turtle neck, turtle, wool, christmas, sweater


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