What is My Girlfriend Gave It To Me?
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The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.
For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.
Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored
Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.
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