What is My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada?


1.

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."

"You fucking liar."


63

Random Words:

1. Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast...
1. A standardized unit designed for the measurment of a persons overall dignity and/or social status Wow, he lost at least 10 dignits for ..
1. That which is better than the usual amount of splendid. What a simply splendiferus idea jackie! See splendid, awesome..