My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Koskesh

1. It's persian (farsi) for Pimp but it has taken another tone in a common vocabulary. It can be used to replace fucker, asshole, budd..

[junk] Buffer

1. Going down on the manhood. "dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"..

1. Short for Windows 7, the shockingly original name given to Microsoft's latest operating system. "So man, are you planning to ..

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