My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Nymphet

1. A sexualized pre-adolescent girl. Coined by Vladimir Nabokov, author of Lolita. "Damn, with those pigtails she looks like a regu..

W.i.a.

1. Well Intentioned Asshole I think you're pretty smart But you act like such a jerk, I can't stand your fake rebellion misd..

Cruise Highway Hundred

1. When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream." u g..

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