My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Spem

1. Sex-related spamming. The horny teenager spammed hentai in the IRC chatroom...

Lanpire

1. Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader. My download limit reached already? Hm..

Yernk

1. 1) to yoink (steal) 2) to yoink (masturbate) 1) He yernked a french fry from his buddy's plate. 2) His mother barged in and caug..

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