My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Colon-bowlin'

1. A term for anal sex. I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night. See anal, sex, gay, poo, homo..

Unfortunary

1. Inclined to be poor; With poor luck Bill lived in an unfortunary neighborhood everywhere he lived...

Rudesauce

1. The state of being sassy rude. That bitch Meg MacAvoy is totes rudesauce. See smells, really, bad, just kidding, not..

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