My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Oddfather

1. An informal Godfather where religion is not involved. Guy is Jake's Oddfather. Jake's Oddfather buys him presents and is alwa..

Lffp

1. (Land Fill for Penis) When a girl is such a slut that her poon is nothing more than a landfill for cock After she hooked up with 1/2 of..

E. Lee

1. Descriptive word similar to a pet name used to describe a woman of utter perfection. NOTE: Not a word to be used lightly. The status of..

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