My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Gak Off

1. vFor a guy to masturbate. I need privacy to gak off. See masturbate, jack off, flog the log, gaked..

Itburn

1. An ass, particularly a Canadian one. Oh my GOD! Did you see the ItBurn on that woman? See Dave..

Can't Stop, Won't Stop

1. 1) Phrase Meaning That You Will Party Till You Feel Like It. 2) Phrase Used To Con Someone Into Doing Something They Don't Want To..

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