My Laptop

What is My Laptop?

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

Exit Ramp

1. a metaphor to describe when a person creates a diversion for a friend in order to trick the person so that his friend can get somewhere ..

Zero Years

1. The time period between 2000 and 2009, an unnamed decade, not a whole "New Millenium." "Zero" as in "things ca..

Heff

1. Cool. Awesome. Totally rad. Hip. Dude thats heff! I know man its awesome! 2. (v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friend..

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