What is My Left Hand?
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Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
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its that crazy shit you call duck tape
"Lets mallard slick crystal, she's a noisy cum dumpster!"
See masking tape, duck..
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the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile
i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial
See facialbook, facebook faceoff, ..
