What is My Left Hand?
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Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
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a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian
If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat..
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when you put your flaccid penis in some biatch's vag then can't remove said sexual organ once erect.
Pimp: man, i wanna fuck ..