My Left Hand

What is My Left Hand?


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Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.

'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'

See left hand, masturbation, writing, ambidextrous


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