What is My Lovely Horse?
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a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.
My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.
My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.
Random Words:
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When a man with a huge penis is fucking a girl with a small vagina, the girl says to only put half in. The man then slams the whole lot ..
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(1) Play the piano.
("The ivories" are the piano keys.)
(2) Get ladies into a state of sexual arousal.
(Here, the refer..
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A very carefully planned burlesque.
Sadie met with the club owner after hours for some striptegic planning.
See striptease, striptasti..
