My Lovely Horse

What is My Lovely Horse?


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a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,

Running through the field

Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with sugar lumps,

And ride you over fences

Polish your hooves every single day

And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse

You're a pony no more

Running around with the man on your back

Like a train in the night, yeah,

Like a train in the night.


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