My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Being A Doorknob

1. Someone of either sex, that "goes around". Basically they are a whore. Everybody uses them. Joe: "Jessica was being a do..

Depants

1. To forcibly remove another's trousers. After depantsing Amanda, I had my way with her. 2. the stupid idiotic mountain folk verso..

Krauthammer

1. An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the pa..

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