My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Turdilla

1. A person who looks like a cross between human excretement and Godzilla "Where's Turdilla today?" See pinda, pingu, ume..

Stenzler

1. a pimp who deals drugs and has a .5 inch dick. The woman was amazed at Stenzler's .5 inch dick!..

Vavouge

1. It means vagina Pronounced Va-vooj If you are a female you most likely have a vavouge. See vagina, sex, fuck, cunt..

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