My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

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