My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Ohnoes

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Fonkelhorse

1. A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it. Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account...

Burn My Bacon

1. A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing. "Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya kno..

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