My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Harry Cannon

1. A mans penis. Harry as in Harry monk (seminal fluid, sperm or spunk). Cannon (penis) the weapon firing the "harry" E.g. after..

Dirt Fucker

1. A poor person who is useless at sex and cant afford a sex toy so he makes holes in the dirt and fucks them. Jim: You know i got me one ..

Doggin'

1. A slang term for having a deep 360 degree wave pattern on one's head. "See my waves nigga?, my shit doggin'" See h..

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