My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Kerfuckalump

1. An elephant that fucks things. OR A hard fucker. Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?" Kristin: "AMAZING!..

One Number......... 35 To 1}

Example of one spin on a roulette wheel. John Bet $30 on black, and $20 on 36. Brandon bet $50 on 2nd twelve. Steve bet 100$ on red. Bal..

I.b.y.a.

1. I'll beat your ass. (the coined slogan used to represent the fraternity founded by the cr3w. at the university of oklahoma. august ..

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