My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Patarken

1. The word "patarken" means "not understanding what patarken means". that patarken BITCH Julie done even know what sh..

Pre-bounding

1. V. Like rebounding from a relationship, only done before the official ending of the relationship. Usually done when the end seems near a..

G`d Em

1. (got em) means to trick or decieve a person. "sir you dropped your hair" *man looks* "g`d EM" See got em, g`d em..

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