My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Postcode Chav

1. A person who is a CHAV only because of where they live. i.e. their postcode or area where you from kid? Harrow hmm doesnt look like a..

Vagatoo

1. An individual, usually female, who is ugly to such an extreme as to cause concern in the mind of the beholder. More severe than fugly. ..

Vinal

1. a bitch or a pussy. latent homosexual what a vin, we can see the cock in his ass See John..

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