My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

The Empty Twinkie

1. after you blow your load in some chickenheads mouth, you lay your penis on her forhead, you make her spit your badger milk on a twinkie ..

Splished

1. SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed ) Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to ..

Your Face

1. The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks..

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