My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Fake Wild

1. to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention. "yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice "..

Quazi-date

1. A date when you try to find out if the other person is interested, (around other people) I tried to arrange a quazi-date 1. A date wh..

Summer Slut

1. Waiting until summer to flirt with, hook up with, or get involved with another. Called a summer slut because for the rest of the year yo..

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