My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Blunt

1. Cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana, can be smoked in public (somewhat)inconspicuously. Montel was sittin' on the porch a..

Vomjob

1. A vomjob is a blowjobthat goes horribly wrong. Right after ejaculating in the givers mouth (s)he vomits the cum and everything else in h..

Suck-monkey

1. A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up. Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch..

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