My Mate Dave

What is My Mate Dave?

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

See my, mate, dave, david

Inreps

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Z0r3d

1. An additive ending to supremely 1337-ify your statement (Halo 2) Player 1: Man, I got gibbed by a Grunt Player 2: Pwnz0r3d!!!!! (Or p..

The Schuette Cock

1. Thing that Jenn Murray sucks, a lot. When I say a lot, I mean...damn..... Jen: Mr Schuette I don't have an A. Mr. Schuette: Why ..

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