What is My New Best Friend?
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Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.
Also, part of a childhood playground threat.
Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing
parabola s could be so easy! ThisTI-83 is my new best friend!
Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!
That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!
You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.
Random Words:
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When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.
Dude we really need to go to yoga..
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Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.
Holy shit honey, that man has the silly w..