What is My New Best Friend?
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Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.
Also, part of a childhood playground threat.
Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing
parabola s could be so easy! ThisTI-83 is my new best friend!
Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!
That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!
You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.
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The girl who stays sober and keeps all of her friends together at the bar or a party. Usually the one who will step in and cock block y..
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A male who lacks testosterone.
Take this shot you vagina pancake!
Go talk to that girl, quit being a vagina pancake!
See pussy, bitch..
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A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
They are going to a..
