My Pudge

What is My Pudge?


1.

verb.

1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.

2. cute'z boot'z.

3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.

4. also my best friend.

5. an amazing kisser.

6. best warmest hugger.

7. cooky like me

8. great dirty mind. =]

9. likes to play with my tongue ring.

10. owner of my heart.

11. doesn't smell like dead cats.

12. make's me smile when no else can.

13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.

14. would do anything to make me happy.

My pudge is better then yours.

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