What is My Space?
1.
A place for whores. Initially intended as an online system of staying in touch or re-connecting with old friends, My Space has grown into a compendium of 18 year old Southern California Paris Hilton worshipping attention starved idiots and asexual boys in women's jeans with more product than a salon. Lately, the circus has grown to include lots of half naked flexing bros with bad tribal tattoos and horrible pick up lines, as well as a large influx of internet-ebonics speaking idiots who cannot seem to properly use a keyboard without accidentally hitting the CAPSLOCK button or number keys in their sentences.
"hi, arent you on My Space? Cool, lets make out!"
2.
A place where you meet I-whores and fuck the living shit out of them through your PC's monitor.
When a MySpace I-whore tells you their age, add 25 to it and you should be close. Also, change the gender.
18/F/Cali ~ Hey you got a My Space?
Normal human ~ Fuck off you fag.
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3.
A place where Emo kids can find solitude and rest their lacerated wrists. and girlpants.
EMMMMMOOOO!!!!!
check out my myspace... XXXEMOEOBLACKHEARTXXXEMOXXX thats my name.
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4.
The scenest thing going at the moment.
Camera whores post pictures of the side of thier face with thier extra heavy eyeliner on. And post a bullitin literaly begging for comments cause it's the only thing that they have to make them feel loved.
Tammy: "Hey, aren't you my friend on MyScene?"
Ron: "No, I don't have one."
Tammy: "Oh. Guess I won't be talking to you if I can't comment all you're super sexy half naked pictures. Later."
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5.
myspace used to be, for generally OLDER more MATURE well GROWN UP persons to meet new people because they are far too much of carpet munchers to go up to people on their own and resort to a computer to meet them, now it has come to the point where PREteeangers post personality quizs that they lied on, purposely use slutty pictures to attract older man the opposite of their color, write a bullshiting biography so people will (hopefully) find them cool and believe that it is some kind of secret replacment for livejournal even though they have no idea how to use the blogging tool, so they just comment their lives off, but mostly tell each other how hotottttt or sexxxiii or "pretty" each other are, just so they like each other, even though in the back of their minds they are just saying, "that bitch is so hideous" and so they post this shit all over the internet, they are dumb enough to make one, and they are even dumber to think that the internet they post iton only their gay bag friends view even though the entire school reads it, so you approach this hideous piece of shit and say, "hey i have seen your myspace" and they go, "WHAT WHO ARE YOU!?!?! YOU STALKER" and you say, "um it's public, that is not stalking" and then they realize ohhh yeahh like DUH!
OLD:
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"
NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
6.
An e-community where Long Island
"Yo man, we are having a my space party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."
"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on my space!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."
"I have 43 my space friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."
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7.
NOT your space!
Guy 1: whats that empty area that surrounds you wherever you go?
Guy 2: My space
