My Stories

What is My Stories?

1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view

"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"

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1. When a douchebag sprays his mansauce within a condom while fucking a cheap buttwhore, then puts the condom in the freezer for an hour or..

Priming The Pump

1. Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex. I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump. See James 1. Eating the pussy whil..

Glosh

1. To splash water by driving over a puddle or running through a flooded area. The water must splash far and/or high for it to be considere..

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