My Sweater

What is My Sweater?

Term used when girls want to sneak a bottle of alcohol sitting semi unsupervised with a group of people.

Girl 1: discreetly throws sweater near or on top of bottle and begins to walk away

"Oh I'v dropped my swaeter"

Girl 2: " ill grab it for you" swipes the alcohol beneath the sweater and brings it to her accomplis.

Zounds

1. A good Shakespearean-sounding curse. Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to ..

Mottle

1. –verb (used with object) 1. to Shag in a less than dignified fashion –noun 2. to be shagged (mottled) 1. So john, are you gonna mottle..

Nonogamy

1. 1. An exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of sex. Typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotion..

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