My Turkey

What is My Turkey?

Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.

I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.

See turkey, tukey

Dirt Weed

1. Really bad marijuanathat actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag. Dude, you sold me dirt weed. See Stoner..

Gallons Per Mile

1. unit for measuring gas mileage for a hummer My H7 gets 3 gallons per mile. See hummer, mpg, gpm, car, gas, expensive..

Doodlelaserbutt

1. When a snowball is stuck up ur ass and it feels like a laser has been shot in ur ass and was put out with hot oil and acid..... DAMN!!!..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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