My Uterus Hurts

What is My Uterus Hurts?

1.

a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)

Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"

Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"

Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*

Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*

Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"

See uterus, period, pms, chocolate, crimson tide
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