What is My Uterus Hurts?
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a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your
Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"
Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"
Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*
Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*
Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"
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