Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Tenderizing

1. The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger..

Jealous

1. There are 2 types of jealousy. The most correct definiton would be the feeling of being threatened by a rival in a romantic relationship..

Beboner

1. One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D) Has poor hygiene, and does not shower That Beboner likes pipe That Beboner smells..

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