Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Zaps

1. shoes (Spanish: zapatos) Sold in a zapateria /zap-uh-TEER-ee-uh/ (Spanish: zapatería) Just lemme get my zaps and we'll go. I nev..

Lollipop Minds

1. two people who were lucky enough to meet each other. they have this sort of spark between each other that makes them the most luckiest ..

Exercute

1. To commit an illegal sexual act with a minor, usually molesting them or giving them surprise sex. Did you hear, Jon exercuted that midd..

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