Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Hooker Jacked

1. When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off. Pete went out got himself a ..

Pseudo-girble

1. Faking to have girl trouble, when in fact there was nothing to begin with. This is what happens when a one way relationship suffers a &q..

She-gooch

1. the space between the bottom of a chick's pussy and her asshole. some chicks have no she-gooch! It's like their asshole and p..

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