Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?


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A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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