Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Irony Engine

1. The subconscious workings of the various energies in the universe which cause ironic things to happen. That Irony Engine screwed me ove..

W1x0r

1. Really weird in a sad sort of way. Phil, you're really w1x0r. 2. Sublime, excellent, cool. That was a w1x0r party. See Philip..

Mountain Did

1. a bottle or can of mountain dew that at one point contained the beverage but now contains either nothing or a mystery liquid. "dud..

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