Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Un-fun Fascist

1. people who are not fun and hate everything fun Andras Lenart is an un-fun fascist See andras, fascist..

Giant Junaid

1. the biggest spot ever on the tip of the nose. Oh my god mum look at my giant junaid. See spot, nose, red, junaid..

Poofsplosion

1. the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou'..

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