Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Urethritis

1. any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD. it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis. See ..

Hedge Monkey

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Kisstake

1. (n) the act of having kissed someone and then realizing it was a mistake. I got really drunk at the club and made a kisstake. See walk..

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