Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Salmon-pussy

1. Ever see a beached salmon flopping on the shore, trying to find its way back into the water? Well, go up to that salmon and kiss it on t..

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1. sublime sarcasm. hopeful cynicism. a subdued but noneoftheless grateful expression. IM Dialog user1: brb user2: ok user1: ok, im bac..

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