Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Designated Wingman

1. Only applies to guys: when hanging out with friends, partying, clubbing etc. "Men, your designated wingman is basically your dude..

Shitcrease

1. A slang word for the human bum crack. Oh f*ck i forgot to wipe my shitcrease. See shit, crack, bum, buttox, skiddies..

40p

1. A distilled liquor with 40% alcohol content, such as most comman vodkas, tequilas, flavored rums, etc. I drank 900 mL of a 40p of smirn..

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