Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Yang Pipe

1. anus, butthole, ass, behind, cornhole "Crystal can shove those work orders up her Yang Pipe for all I care." See anus, butt..

Zapsnack

1. When you are planning to eat something really good when you get home, but after openning it you decide you don't want it anymore. ..

Tickner

1. a feeble/clumsy attepmt at picking up with a girl, usually resulting in other males laughing ruthlessly at the culprit Oh man, that was..

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