Mykolaj

What is Mykolaj?

A guy that give's girls succulent blumkins. He also has a pecker the size of an amoeba. He has a big chode that squirts a gallon each time.

OMG Mykolaj totally fucked me in the ear. I'm deaf for life.

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Knuckle Ball

1. While having sex with a girl, pulling out to bust a nut on your knuckles and punching the girl in the face after you get done banging he..

Ojpj

1. to smoother your dick or pussy in peanut butter, jam, apple sauce, banana cream, whipped cream, mustard, butter, or drench a liquid suc..

Vapour Lock

1. When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, o..

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