Mylf

What is Mylf?

1.

Mom you'd like to fuck. Just like milf except it removed you from the wanting to fuck her. Useful for talking about relatives you wouldn't actually want to fuck.

My mom's a mylf, dumbass.

See Anonymous Coward

2.

Bascially the same as MILF (mother I'd like to fuck) but a different point of view.

girl 1: What's with the staring today? Do I have something stuck on ym ass or am I just a MYLF?

girl 2: You're definitely a MILF!

3.

Mom YOU'D Like To F*** - MILF in the first person. If a woman is a MILF, her shirt would read "MYLF" because the term is directed to the viewer.

Bobby's Mom: I'm a MYLF

Teen Guy: You certainly are a MILF!

See milf, mother, mom, grammar, noun

4.

man you'd like to fuck. Works the same way milf does.

Said by a guy: I am a mylf

See Satchmo

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