Myopian

What is Myopian?

1.

An extreme homerthat simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.

Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.

See homer, fans, cheating, scandal, optimistic
60

Random Words:

Bad Aim
1. See instead anal sex. It is a probable fact that anal sex started out as bad aim. See anal, anal sex, buttsweat, anus, sex, Killing Ki..
Read more
Talk Shat
1. Past tense of talking shit. "I used to talk shat about Mia before I realized how cool she was." "Back when you were sti..
Read more
Yellow Hazard
1. A sexual act in wich somone urinates in the mouth of another person and then makes out with them. Last night i perticipated in a Yellow..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free