Myopic Payload

What is Myopic Payload?

An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.

See money shot, facial, cum, eye, ejaculate

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