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The act of ejaculating into an ice tray, freezing it, then having a girl put them in her cheeks while she performs oral sex on a man
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rabid fan and connoisseur of zombie culture
some zombie films are so bad they would only appeal to the most die-hard zommellier
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When you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.
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