What is Myrtle Beach?
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A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.
Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!
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A great place to travel to during the summer. It's the best beach town on the East Coast of the U.S. and is loaded with lots of hot chicks.
Man, Going to Myrtle Beach, SC was the best vacation I've ever been on!
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