What is Myrtle?
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southern slang synonym for vagina
my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.
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2.
The act of screwing a Mexican Chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. In the act of doing so, you scream I am the wizard.
When I was on vacation I was pulling a Myrtle.
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a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.
i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit
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Random Words:
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Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.
Hope everything is going along sportingly.
See swimmingly, like nothing, no sweat, kick-ass,..
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to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.
Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big..