What is Myrtle?
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southern slang synonym for vagina
my myrtle itches but i don't want to scratch it in public.
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The act of screwing a Mexican Chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. In the act of doing so, you scream I am the wizard.
When I was on vacation I was pulling a Myrtle.
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a boys name :p not a girls name as many VERY stupid people may think.
i LOVE myrtle moo the cow...>>>>HE<<<< is sooo fit
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To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely coul.. 
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I man that keeps all his cum in a bottle.
Man i heard Beatrice is a Jizz Collector
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