Myspace Angle

What is Myspace Angle?


1.

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emoin addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.

Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.

Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles

See fat, ugly, myspace, high contrast, deformed

2.

the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.

Oh man! his face was hideous! No wonder he used myspace angles. Fuck it, fuck myspace.

See angle, myspace angel, angel, mysacpe

3.

A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.

Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.

The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.

Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.

Person 1: Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"

Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her

Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.

See myspace, photography, angle, contrast, grim, ugly

4.

A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.

Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.

Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

"Dude, this chick is hot!"

"Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"

See obese, fat chick, myspace, facebook


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