What is Myspace Head?
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1. Simply put, someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time on the myspace friends/network website. Signs of a "myspace head" are people who seem to be on every time you or a friend logs in to check something, someone who hides their online status while having thousands of friends and hundreds of comments from e-strangers, and people who's entire social life (friends, conflicts, etc) can be tied to myspace.
2. Someone who takes a great amount of pictures in provocative clothing/posses, yeilding a huge of amount of comments in return, but in person they are hidden in plain sight and do not try to stand out at all.
1. "Lauren, who cares that Jasmine left a comment on Lisa's page saying Jake cheated on her with William, while William has a comment right under hers denying the whole thing, and saying to look a Jacob's page. You're on your cell phone with Maria and talking about myspace...just talk to her on myspace about myspace. You're a damned MySpace head."
2. Guy: John...isn't that the girl that just friend requested you on myspace earlier today?
John: Can't be, the girl on myspace was definitely more stacked...and maybe shorter.
Guy: No, look...she has the same lip and nose piercing. Damn she looked like more of a flirt on myspace...I hope that isn't her boyfriend's hand she's holding either.
John: Oh na, she gotta chill, if she leave the house looking like that and already has a man, why is she showing out on myspace? I'm deleting her fake ass tonight.
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