Myspace Stalker Edit Meaning

1.

One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.

Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.

See laid, myspace, ex-girlfriend, stalker, evil, Lar

2.

Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of myspace whores and cam whores.

Female stalkers often spend as much time stalking "cool" males as other females who could fall under the myspace whore catagory.

Male stalkers are known for sending female users lots of cheesy pick up lines and cock shots.

I just got another penis picture from another myspace stalker.

Yeah, I hate that... but I spent all last night checking out hot goth bois.

See myspace, whores, myspace whores

3.

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.

Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?

Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.

Tab:How so?

Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.

Tab:Psycho much?

Jess:I think so.

See stalker, myspace, myspace stalker, annoying, obsessed

4.

that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.

to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.

See myspace, stalker, profile, prep, jock, school, facebook

5.

transitive verb

1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.

2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it

3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages

1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!

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