Myspace Sweethearts

What is Myspace Sweethearts?


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The new generation of "High School Sweethearts. Falling in love with someone through comments and messages on myspace and then potentially marrying them once you meet.

Little Timmy to Little Bobby at school in 2020- "yeah, my parents were my space sweethearts when they were younger."

"How'd you meet your wife Jon?"

"We were myspace sweethearts back in the day"

See myspace, 2006


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