Myspace Whore

What is Myspace Whore?


1.

A person who consumes most of their time on the internet website myspace. These people are often loved by their scene friends. An addiction is often present in these people.

"Look at that loser girl over there, she takes revealing pictures of herself and tries to get guys as a myspace whore"

See eric

2.

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

3.

not what most people have said.

A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.

Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!

Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!

Whoring Bulletin:

Add Sam! She's super hot!

She comments!

(Persons Pic Here)

Thats what a myspace whore does.

See myspace, whore, myspace whoring, whoring, bulletin

4.

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

See lauren

5.

a person who whores themself and others just for the sake of adding friends in an attempt to look cool and say they have alot of friends.

they often do this by posting bulletins that say things such as "add this person they are good in bed"

i have 238476293460256 friends bc i am a myspace whore, but even tho i have all those friends on myspace i have no real friends.

See whoring, and, many

6.

(noun): A person who signs onto myspace whenever they have free time. They change their pictures every three or so days. If their pictures don't instantly have 490 comments on their new pictures, they post several bulletins stragticlly saying, "<b>NEW PICZZZZ! COMMENT PLZZZZ!!!</b>" This is also true for if they don't get 670 regular comments every time they sign on. To be a myspace whore, you have to have <i>at least</i> 1500 friends.

Believed to have derived from the word whore. People <i>very cleverly</i> added the word myspace in front of it. This phrase originated between 2003 and 2005.

OMG, Stacey is such a myspace whore! She posts bulletins like every five minutes! She must have atleast three thousand friends she doesn't even know!

See myspace, myspacewhore, myspace slut

7.

A myspace whore is one who spends most of their waking hours on myspace.

They have thousands of friends, only because they 'whore' themselves in bulletins in a pathetic attempt to gain more friends and look cool on the internet. Upon gaining more friends, the myspace whore convinces these new myspace friends to whore them like there's no tomorrow.

Myspace whore can also be defined as one with very little exposure to the real world.

Myspace whore: "WHORE FOR WHORE! I HAVE 5K FRIENDS! ADD ME!"

Other friend: "OH wow, I should whore her. I hope she whores me, she has 5k friends! Maybe all 5k of her friends will add me! Then I will be amazingly cool! I'll be an e-superstar!"

See myspace whore, friends, comment, no life, scene


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