Myspaceturbator

What is Myspaceturbator?


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(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.

Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.

See myspaceturbating, myspaceturbate, myspace, myspace, masturbate


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