What is Myspastic?
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a person addicted to myspace
bob is the biggest myspastic i've ever met
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When a person is constantly changing their myspace profile, posting new bulletins, or updating their status and mood.
JESS. Why are you still online? It's way late, girl.
ALLISON. Because I'm fixing my profile.
JESS. Wow. You are totally myspastic.
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When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it
OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and..