What is Mystal?
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combonation of the names "crystal" and "misty". these names combined create the ultimate white trash woman. what says trailer park better than naming your daughter after a pack of smokes and an imitation diamond?
see that chick with the tweety bird shirt? that's mystal.
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A large hairy, sensitive gay man from America.
I'm looking for a cuddly American bear tonight to keep my bunghole warm.
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A very wide and long Russian penis. Normally pink and juicy looking.
I used my russian beefcake to give that bitch a russian chili dog...