What is Mystal?
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combonation of the names "crystal" and "misty". these names combined create the ultimate white trash woman. what says trailer park better than naming your daughter after a pack of smokes and an imitation diamond?
see that chick with the tweety bird shirt? that's mystal.
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A penis. Up to no good, of course.
We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?
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Someone who claims or appears to be an intellectual, but simply is not.
"I can't believe people actually believe and follow t..