What is Mysterious Apple Turnover?


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When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

See green apple splatters, bacon strips


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