Mysterious Mitchell

What is Mysterious Mitchell?

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

Beatle Juice

1. A man's sperm or ejaculation. You can only use it if you call your penis the lennon, or any Beatle really. Girl: i need your beatl..

Jacks & Palances

1. A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of govern..

Ace It

1. To take a shit and not have to wipe Guy 1: Dude, I think i can ace it Guy 2: Dude, that would be amazing!! See shit, crap, wipe..

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