Mysterious Mitchell

What is Mysterious Mitchell?

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

Zip-car Girl

1. A girl of little inhibitions and loose moral character. "That chick Tara is such a Zip-Car girl. I just take her out, fill her up ..

Scheduled Procrastination

1. The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person proc..

Zomg The Birds Are Dying

1. Saying said first by youtube "star" emogirl in one of her videos. Now used all the time as a form of "OMG!" only mor..

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