Mysterious Mitchell

What is Mysterious Mitchell?

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

Dry Seal

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Flying Sardine

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Denim Trap

1. When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality th..

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