Mysterious Mitchell

What is Mysterious Mitchell?

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

Balpyrus

1. (Ball + Papyrus) To see balpyrus, one must pull up on the ballsack until there is a flat section of skin that you can write on. My ball..

Jagmonster

1. One that goes crazy in the bar for doing shots of Jager. "Damn, we needs a round of Jag up in here!" "Geeze dude, the ..

Slightly Addicted

1. Entirely addicted. John bought a few g's of coke then tried to trade his empty wallet for even more... Good thing he's only ..

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