Mysterious Mitchell

What is Mysterious Mitchell?


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Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.


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