What is Mystery Horn?
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This isn't even a Mystery Horn. It's just a ball of duct tape, dude!
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The act of ejaculating because of text sex.
"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."
"I texjaculated on it last night"
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While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.
I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a Fr..