Mystery Mason

What is Mystery Mason?


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To give oneself a stranger after working with concrete all day and having dry, dirty, chaffey hands. A variation on the stranger commonly used by those in construction, masonry etc.

After pouring that concrete slab yesterday I went home, gave myself a mystery mason and fell asleep. Why, what did you do?

See stranger, masturbation, jerking off, hand job, rub one out


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