What is Mystery Wave Rider?
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Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:
Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.
Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.
"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"
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