What is Mystery Wedgie?
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when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.
I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.
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