What is Mystery Wood?
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boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.
One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.
Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?
Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!
Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.
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Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.
I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick..
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The shocker with use of the thumb for clitoral stimulation. Requires a great amount of coordination to pull off, but when done properly..
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Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.
Don't invite Lewis out tonight..
