Mystery Wood

What is Mystery Wood?

boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.

One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.

Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?

Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!

Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.

See boner, erection, woody, dick, mysterious

F.i.

1. Factual Information. Confirming a statement. Going for a dump this morning Gaffer? F.I. See ifi, true that, correct 2. Fuck It!!! ..

Vanishing Turd

1. When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o I heard the splash, yet it apears to have diss..

P-quater

1. another name for The Prime meridion used by idiotic numbskulls. Teacher: Can anyone name the line that goes around the earth Student: ..

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