What is Mystery Wood?
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boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.
One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.
Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?
Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!
Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.
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Random Words:
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ur nuts swinging in the breeze
that bitch sucked on my human hangers and i nut on her face!
See nuts, balls, testicles, walnuts, goods..
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a ole chickenhead broad.. scandalous, trifling ass hoe..
that ole quackadingding trick set me up for the old switch-a-roo!!
See trick,..
