What is Mystery Wood?
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boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.
One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.
Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?
Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!
Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.
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A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.
My friend Joe is an e-mon..
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an uncircumcised choad.
Andrew has a Zoomberfot.
See choad, nate, weiner
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An uncircumcised penis.
Andrew has a Zoomberfot
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